Big Pappa’s Rules for Calling “ShotGun” During a Road Rrip.
- You MUST pay attention to the road signs
- You MUST be a good navigator
- You MUST know how to read and fold a map
- You can NOT fall asleep at any point in the trip
- You must hold the wheel if the driver is putting in a dip or blowing his nose
- You must accommodate the driver in any way when attempting to consume fast food while driving.
- Under no circumstances are you to attempt to control the radio.
- If the driver misses a turn it’s your fault.
- When stopping for gas, the “shotgunner” must clean the windshield
- And finally, if you call shotgun, you may be kicked out at any time for lack of performance.
Now that you know the rules, make sure you don't falter in your duties as a person who calls "shotgun."
On your next road trip, make
sure Big Pappa comes
with you |
